The System's Heart Is Broken

Introduction: The system was kidnapped by the police uncle. System: Boy, won't your conscience hurt if you treat me like this? Young man: No. System: I am very dedicated, even on holidays, I am always on call. Teenager: I became a member. System: I'm so nice to you. I'll tell you stories at night if you can't sleep. Teenager: They are all ghost stories. System: If you are unhappy, I will tell you a joke. Young man: They are all jokes that have been written a long time ago. System: Yingying. Do you have to go to jail? Young man: Be good and go to jail. PS: This must be the deepest time the system has been hacked. Hahahaha --Separating line---- ① Popular serial ing: "As a palace cat, I am loved by the sixth palace every day" Harem real cat version: "Travel Cat" [Gong Miao Promotional Video]: "There are those who are missing, thirty-six years." What should I do if His Majesty has too many harems to take care of? Over time, these neglected concubines will develop mental illness! It's time for us, Gong Meow, to take action! It's useless to count on His Majesty, but it's different for us, Gong Meow. We'll catch the rain and dew equally (yes) [Self-introduction of Orange Meow]: I am Miao Miaozi, who lives in a ring of Beijing. People in the world call him the "clawed guard in front of the emperor." Daily palace parkour. I am deeply loved by the concubines of the Sixth Palace. The princesses got off guard when they fought, the concubines cheated and stood guard, and they acted wildly in the Golden Palace. Everyone in the harem is crazy about me (X) My mantra is: Your Majesty, your harem is very good, now it belongs to me! The homeless and cute Daju who has a harem with three thousand beauties x The homely and cold palace prince who can't see Daju will be kicked out of the palace if he doesn't fight for the throne #About His Majesty's Harem Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, this little thing bushi —Advance collection·Daju's half-sisters! —— ① "As a temple cat, I go about my daily life to save all sentient beings in the town" (Lion Cat with Different Eyes) ②"As a dog repairman, I was the male protagonist of KTV Long Aotian in those years" (Chinese pastoral little yellow dog repairman!) Intention: Intention to be added