"The Book of Songs? Beifeng? Kaifeng"
"The glorious wind comes from the south and blows away the bush trees."
The fluttering breeze comes from the south, blowing the thick branches of jujube trees.
Serious version
That year, you just happened to be mature, and I happened to be gentle, and then, I will be you for the rest of my life.
Theater version
One day, Miss Zhen, who was new to the relationship, suddenly asked: "What is a dirty joke?"
The man smiled half-heartedly: "Do you want to listen to the subtle version or the bold version?"
"Well... Let's talk about the implicit version first!"
The man lowered his head and whispered seductively: "I can take you to heaven."
"???"
"What about the bold version?"
The man put his left hand on the woman's shoulder, put his right hand on the crook of her leg, picked her up, and walked to the bedroom.
"The bold version, I don't like to say it, I prefer to do it directly!"
Beijing pilot Mr. Zhang VS Jiangnan small town embroiderer girl Zhen
