"It's only been twenty-seven days. I've only been the emperor for twenty-seven days." He raised one corner of his lips, "Shangguan Luo, your master won't let me play with you so soon?"
Shangguan Luo looked down at Liu He who was slumped on the ground and said, "General Huo promises me that he will keep the king safe and prosperous for the rest of his life."
"Oh, you are planning for me." Liu He stood up, patted the hem of his clothes, and suddenly grabbed Shangguan Luo's neck: "She is indeed my good wife." After appreciating Shangguan Luo's appearance of suffocation, he let go of his hand and said, "Well, although these twenty-seven days are short, I have already played all the things I should do, so I have no regrets. It's just..." He tilted his head and smiled slumped, "I haven't had time to make you my queen yet."
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Just make a joke based on historical data, no research is allowed.