The person I want to marry must have a Jinshi degree or above. The family must have fertile land, carriages and horses, a house with a garden, a bathroom heater with an oven, a maid and a wet nurse, jade bracelets from Hotan, brocade yarn from Suzhou, 800-year-old good wine, lychees freshly picked in 8 hours, and tea eggs freshly cooked in 8 minutes...