'I am not old.'
Fragment 1
Rosita (teacher): "Chinese culture is profound and profound, and its five thousand years of history are unparalleled..."
Peanut (student): "Hey, isn't this section Criminal Minds?"
Rosita: "Yes, during the peaceful Kaiyuan period, someone was killed. Why?"
Jasmine: "Huh?"
Juan Fu: "... Haha... I want to see the scene."
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Rosita: "No one has the answer? Then for homework, let's go to China for five thousand years and write a 500-word paper for me."
Everyone: "Teacher, that's enough."
Fragment 2
Rosita: "Sherlock, you are a wonderful flower in the world of detectives, the kind who knows how to drive."
Sherlock: "Then you are a scar in the criminal world, the kind that never grows old. And let me remind you that you forgot to button your left hand and your right wrist was injured by the bracelet. Did you leave the house in a hurry?"
Rosita: "...... Confucius said: 'Reviewing the past and learning the new can be a teacher.' I am happy to tell you that it is good to review the detective knowledge you have learned, but I have forgotten the buttons since I bought them home. 'Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, it is knowing.' I will not tell you as a teacher, so don't guess."
Sherlock: "... You always have a reason."
Rosita (with a deep look on her face): "This story tells us that being upright, elegant, and capable are the most beautiful qualities we should develop."
Crowd: "... Get out!"