Shinpachi: "The Land of Samurai". It's been a long time since our country was called that. The alien "celestial beings" suddenly descended on Edo twenty years ago. As their power grew stronger, the samurai gradually became weak. In such an era, only one man still possesses the soul of a warrior. His name is "Sakata Gintoki"...
Kagura: Shinpachi, this opening is too cliche.
Gintoki: This is a fanfic, Kagura. You have to explain the background setting to readers who haven't read the original work, right?
Hijikata: Are there people who read the fanfic but haven't read the original work? You think too highly of yourself, you bastard.
Gintoki: Tagusuki-kun~ As the protagonist, you have to be prepared to deal with various emergencies at any time, I say. I didn't even think that you are the brains of the Shinsengumi, right?
Hijikata: Who is Takashi, you natural curl!
Ersan: ... Hey... Are you two suffering from the secondary syndrome again?
Silver/Soil:…
Ersan: Well~that's basically what it looks like~
Above.
Lesson 1: The true nature of ghost stories is often cold jokes
Lesson 2: The phrase "the name is not worthy of its name" is often true.
Lesson 3: Nicknames are meaningless if you don't call them in front of the other party.
Fourth Lesson: People will change because of encounters.
Intention: