Serious version: an ordinary female college student, a prince who has lived for a thousand years, a timid elf, a mysterious museum professor, and the jade back mountain who has never returned.
There was no intersection between people and things, but one day, a group of people safely entered and left the back mountain and took away "that thing", and everything changed drastically.
Cute version: "Lady!" (^_^)
"Stop! I'm not your wife!" (╰_╯)
"My lady, don't you want to be a husband?" (T^T)
"I..."（=_=）
"Ma'am, ma'am~" ( ′▽` )
"..." OTZ please spare me.
PS: [The author has a serious face] Don't believe the above copywriting, well, I'm very serious (˙-˙) This is actually the product of a daydream.