I really can't stand that guy. He obviously doesn't know the road, but he still points east and west all day long. Not only did he sit on top of my head, but he also insisted on pulling the grass on my head...
Hey hey hey! Pain! ! Hey... And he keeps shouting some weird slogans... Who can understand!
This little devil! Why did I provoke her in the first place... No, she provoked me! That time she kicked me, my big watery eyes were almost blinded by her little feet.
I don't know where such a small person can get the strength...
Hey! Little bunny! You're running in the wrong direction again!
Then this little rabbit said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and relied on me... Yes! It's all directly on my head!
Hey... If I don't talk to her, she will pull my grass and pull my tail. Let her go, she said she would be by my side to take care of me! ? After not staring at her for a while, she ran away somewhere!
This, this, this... Oh, little devil, you should bring trouble to me... If you make Lord Yama of Yama Palace angry, I can't save you...
So... If you see any soft, white, and cute little rabbit on the roadside... Be sure to stay away!
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Now think about it, it has been several years since the little rabbit disappeared. Alas, I wonder how she is doing now? Is it really possible to live a good life according to the temperament of that little devil? I just hope that she can restrain her temper and not offend anyone she can't afford to offend...
However, Yamato, who was worried about Mr. Yamato, was flying in the direction of the Hokage wave =v=
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On a certain day after the establishment of the Konoha village, a certain mission:
Yamato (rabbit dance): ほらほら, イズナナ~ (Hoorahoala, Izumi Nana~)
Quan Nai (slips his foot and almost falls): Qiudou Sack, what's going on with your shouting?
Shantu (looking innocent): 0v0? ? ?
Izuna (with a broken face): Wasn't it ほらほらよいしょっと(hoorahhoola, heyhoo) before? ! What's going on with Izuna Nana? !
Shantu (with a silly smile on his face): Hehehe~(ノ ̄▽ ̄)
Quan Na (crazy): Don't give me that stupid smile! !
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This article is also known as "On the Treatment Gap Between Tobirama ♂ and Tobirama ♀", "If Tobirama Was a Cute Girl", "On the Gap between Younger Brothers and Younger Sisters", and "The Best Interpretation of Same Persons with Different Destinies"
All in all, it's like a mountain rabbit transforming into Tobirama's (♀) Hokage career. If you take it seriously, you will lose.
The main CP Quan Fei, the deputy CP Zhu Ban Zhu Wu Dian
Intention: