Shuang Shang'er and I first met in a secret place whose name I have forgotten. At that time, he was still a beautiful lolita.
Me: "Shuang Shang'er, I am your flower protector."
Shuang Shang'er: "Oh."
Later, I happily went to Shuang Shang'er's house to propose marriage.
Oh my god, where is my loli!
Heads of both families, I want to see your daughter!
A certain man pinched his long red hair and sneered: "My flower protector."