I just finished masturbating to Shenxia Season 4, and I lamented that everyone loves Sherlock, poor Brother Mai! I found that I had traveled through time and became a newborn baby with a twin sister Eurus (East Wind).
Oh my god, the high IQ of this family makes the average Notus look like a retard.
Mr. Holmes: "Oh, poor Notus, he never understands what his brothers and sisters say."
Mrs. Holmes: "Finally, finally, we have a normal baby at home. But why does he feel like a fool?"
Mycroft: "Is it my fault that I have a sweet tooth? What's wrong with being fat? It's a damn face-based world."
Sherlock: "Damn it, I knew Notus was a goldfish."
Eurolos: "Do I have a sister?"