I saw a joke while scrolling through Weibo, and I couldn't help but laugh and read it to Mr. β Who was sitting on the sofa replying to other people's messages.
"Let me tell you, this joke really made me laugh to death! Hahahaha! I'll read it to you!"
"Read it, I'll listen."
"Ideal... Hahahahaha! No, I'm laughing so hard."
Mr. β Didn't respond at all. Generally speaking, if someone says they want to read a joke to me and starts laughing before they start reading it, I will kick them to death.
"Why aren't you curious at all?" I poked Mr. β Gently with my index finger.
"Based on your laughter, I don't think I have much to look forward to." As a person like me, the more you don't want to hear it, the more serious I want to be, and I insist on reading it, hum!
I straightened my voice and started reading it, telling myself in my heart that I had to live up to my expectations and not laugh!
"Ideal love is like this, with dead vines and old trees and crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, watermelon with air conditioning and WIFI, and the sunset. You are ugly! It's okay! I'm blind!"
"Well, I'm blind."
It was such a funny joke, but Mr. β Didn't even laugh. I was stunned for a moment and reacted suddenly! Holy shit! I want a divorce!