Cristiano Ronaldo never figured it out until his death. As the number one, second, and third richest and handsomest man in the world, why is it so difficult to find someone to marry who has a nice smile (like himself), beautiful eyes (like himself), a good figure (like himself), and is easy to talk to?
Even the European Cup has been won, the goddess Delaunay has been married, Mini has broken Buffon's playing age record as a goalkeeper (hey), CR7 has become big enough to buy Real Madrid's chest advertisement (hey, hey, hey), how come I have been so confused and lonely all my life?
God said that people just accidentally created Ronaldo:
A spoonful of talent,
A big spoonful of effort,
A big spoonful of narcissism
——oops, too much
So he decided to make some compensation to this devout and hard-working believer:
He kicked someone down who had just floated to the door of heaven.