Is one red bean, two ounces of white wine, three lives by the stone bank, and four to five hundred years of luck enough?
Of course not enough! I think that the thousand-year-old flower demon Po Meng has sold so much free soup for the underworld. She deserves a man to feel sorry for her! Lord Si Ming in the heaven, please help me write a sweet marriage!
But hey, hey, why is it that old man with a white beard, Yue Lao, the big bad guy? Look at me if I don't hit your chest with my little fist!