If someone tells you that you will become a man when you wake up tomorrow morning, you will be very happy, very frustrated, very excited, very eager to try, very helpless, you will still find it ridiculous, and you will still want to punch him. Then I think my reaction was normal, I rolled my eyes and felt dizzy.
The world is crazy.
Where is the sky? What's this?
Why is there a soft strip between my spans?
Ah! The 34D breasts that I was proud of, which I had for 3 years after extensive cosmetic surgery, are gone.
A minute after waking up, I fainted from my own screams.