It was -40 degrees below zero in the far north of the motherland. Li Feng picked up a beautiful girl from the border and carried her all the way across the Daxingan Mountains. He found that her waist was not tight enough and she was so thin that she was almost malnourished.
The sky was filled with flying sand in the northwest. Li Feng picked up a poor little girl at the gate of the Gannan Police Station. He kindly took her through the flying sand on the Loess Plateau and found that her skin was whiter than snow. She was too white to be exposed to the sun.
Beijing West Railway Station was crowded with people, and Li Feng saved a road-crazy and nymphomaniac from death. He burst out of kindness and gave her a hard sleeper in the lower berth. He found that she was snoring in her sleep. Girl, you have cat cakes in your respiratory center.
The three most unlucky times in Jiang Zhiling's life were when she met the same man who was rude and had low emotional intelligence. However, this man was good-looking, skilled, tall and had long legs. She planned to accept him reluctantly, but what did he say?
——"Sorry, I can't remember the woman's face. Which one is yours?"
——"Me? Of course it smells like human fireworks."
Later, he, who was always wearing suits and ties, changed into a rainbow-colored outfit and held the most gaudy red rose in the world to show her his most worldly love.
——You see, although I am stupid and don't understand love, I will try my best to achieve whatever you want.
Emotionally intelligent straight mechanical designer VS soft girl
After all, it is still no match for the most clichéd fireworks love.
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