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Copywriting one:
Question: As a cultivator, what was your experience when you saw the earth explode just after you came out of seclusion?
Gu Xi: Thank you for the invitation. I am in the universe and just boarded the spacecraft.
Now, in order to avoid being thrown into the universe and suffocated to death, I plan to make some money to buy a boat ticket.
There were many people in the circle, so he hid.
Copywriting two:
Yan Wan: Hello, Mr. Gu.
Gu Xi: Hello, hello, I want to say one thing. Don't be afraid.
Yan Wan: I am the richest man in the empire. I am not afraid. Please tell me.
Gu Xi: My hometown, Earth, just exploded!
Yan Wan: Earth? Is that an asteroid? I have more than a hundred planets of the same level and more than twenty stars of a higher level under my name.
Gu Xi:... Are you showing off your wealth?
Yan Wan: I didn't. I just want to say that I am the richest man in the empire and I am very rich.
Gu Xi: You are obviously showing off your wealth! You never stopped!
Yan Wan: I just think of happy things. I can afford to support you.
Gu Xi:? ? ?
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[Follow-up article] "I really don't want to be a boss [Metaphysics]"
Copywriting one:
Sheng Xun was homeless due to an accident. To compensate, Heaven sent a big boss to help him collect merit as soon as possible and return to Heaven.
But the person being helped is not very happy.
Sheng Xun: No, no, it's fine for me to be a salted fish in the world.
There are so many delicious and fun things in the world, but there is not even a Little Overlord learning machine in heaven!
Sheng Xun didn't want to accumulate merit, but merit gathered around him every day.
When you rent an apartment, you encounter a haunted neighbor; when you buy furniture, you encounter someone possessed by an evil spirit; when you tell your fortune, you can encounter a murder scene...
Copywriting two:
Sheng Xun, a well-known master in metaphysics circles, has a powerful partner. , It's just that this partner has a bad temper, and everyone who tries to take advantage of the situation does not end well in the end.
In the end, only Sheng Xun could partner with him. Everyone was curious about how good-tempered Sheng Xun was to be able to tolerate this partner.
Until one day, someone onlookers saw...
Sheng Xun: "Thank you, Taoist Master. If it hadn't been for Taoist Master today, I would have been eaten by that evil ghost. Taoist Master is still kind-hearted.
The partner snorted coldly: "I don't mean well! I just do it for the sake of the incense! "
Sheng Xun: "Yes, yes, Taoist Master is the most selfless, so can this ghost be saved? "
Partner: "... Get out of the way. "
Sheng Xun: ":)"
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