What Does It Feel Like to Be Carried in Your Boyfriend's Pocket?

Copywriting one: Someone asked Qin Yu why he always likes to wear clothes with pockets on the chest. Qin Yu smiled and replied that it was just a habit. Then after the man left, he lowered his head and stared lovingly at the guy in his pocket. The people inside blinked their big eyes to show that they were innocent. I have special skills. Do you blame me? Overall, this is a story about a dog-butchering story in which a well-dressed beast with a gentle appearance puts his little girlfriend in his pocket and shows affection anytime and anywhere. Copywriting two: Professor Qin has been in a bad mood recently, and an insider said: Isn't it just a matter of losing love? Professor Qin: Damn it, if your girlfriend disappears in the bathtub, can it be called lovelorn? Then—— His girlfriend is back from the bathtub again! This article can also be called "She Came Out of the Bathtub" O(∩_∩)O~ Intention: