Copywriting one:
When Sheng Fan first met Fu Tingyun, she thought he was just a micro-businessman doing overseas purchasing.
But later it was discovered that he also sold jade jewelry, developed mobile communication equipment, and ran business for the company, among many other tasks.
Finally, once, Sheng Fan couldn't help but be curious.
"Uncle, what is your occupation? Wechat businessman? Antiquarian? Programmer?"
Fu Tingyun glanced at her lightly, "These are just my side jobs."
Sheng Fan asked: "Then what is your main business?"
Fu Tingyun: "Vagrant."
Sheng Fan:......
Copywriting two:
Fu Tingyun: "You're not a psychology major, so can you guess what I'm thinking about right now?"
Guess you are a big-headed ghost! I study psychology, not fortune telling!
Although Sheng Fan was thinking that in his heart, he pretended to be thinking seriously and said seriously, "I think you want to tease me."
Fu Tingyun didn't seem to expect that she would speak so directly. He was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I still want to chase you."
Sheng Fan glanced at him and said, "Don't do it. I just calculated a hexagram and we didn't agree with each other."
PS: This is the story of an arrogant uncle who wants to flirt with a girl, but is flirted with by a wretched female loser...
One sentence summary: Before I met you, love and I were not compatible.
Licking guide:
1. The daily quarrel between the strange man and the female diaosi;
2. Funny sweet pet, 1V1, HE, fancy dog food;
3. The author who is in the late stage of lazy cancer needs to be adopted and collected by little fairies, =￣ω￣=
Da Lanzhou's completed article [Master Gu's Doting Wife's Record] was originally titled "Indispensable" → "A lifetime is very long, and the only thing that is indispensable is you."
Intention: