Because of teasing Chang'e, I was forced to descend to earth to purify my emotions and desires;
But by some mistake, I became the emperor's right-hand man!
On a dark and windy night, he drunkenly said to me: "I will wait for you until you decide to divorce your wife. Even if I can't wait in this life, I will still look forward to the next life, or all the lifetimes."
Ah! Something must have gone wrong...
Yuelao must have tied the wrong thread!