Pre-collection of "Haunted Mansion Sleeping Test Live Broadcast Room" and "Salted Fish Boss Doesn't Want to Be Saved", please collect them~~
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Ji Xinglan, the world-famous actor, was originally selected as a participant in the infinite game system. However, on the day he got the summoning code, the game system broke down.
He entered his own game hall, but he did not have to participate in the cruel game trials. Instead, he got countless spaces and a clever system that "diligently" worked for him.
And the real world where he lives is beginning to usher in a terrifying apocalypse.
So Ji Xinglan, who originally planned to retire from the entertainment industry, transformed the game hall into a peach blossom garden where he can grow anything. From time to time, he goes to various game copies to do business. With his superb acting skills as an actor, he blends into various human and non-human worlds, and leisurely lives his life of fighting monsters and upgrading in the apocalypse.
His biggest deal was in exchange for the hope of human survival in the apocalypse, and the mysterious man who came to kill him but ended up walking side by side with him.
Ji Xinglan: As a successful businessman, you must not engage in loss-making business. Isn't it too much for you to take a shovel from me and become my thug?
Mu Tianzhe: ... I seem to be here to kill you.
Ji Xinglan: It is natural to pay back debts. After paying back the shovel money, we can talk about other things. Is there any problem?
Mu Tianzhe: Yes. I owe you something else.
Ji Xinglan:?
Mu Tianzhe: Maybe it's "I like you".
1V1 HE CP Mu Tianzhe
"I must have said I love you hundreds of years ago, but you forgot and I didn't remember either" - Sue the Five-member Band
Pre-receipt of the copy of "Haunted Mansion Sleeping Room":
Unemployed Lu Hechuan found a new job, working as a sleep tester for various haunted houses where murders had occurred, and proved to the entire Internet live broadcast that the haunted houses were not sinister and that there were absolutely no supernatural incidents.
Netizen A: Anchor anchor! The painting on the wall behind you is moving!
Lu Hechuan: There's a party happening next door again. I'm going to tell them to be quiet.
Netizen B: Anchor anchor! There seems to be hair under the bed!
Lu Hechuan: To be honest, the doctor did say that I am at risk of baldness, so do you have any recommendations for useful hair growth agents?
Netizen C: Anchor anchor! A figure suddenly appeared there!
Lu Hechuan: Let me introduce to you, this is my boyfriend, he is here to bring me supper~
Outside the camera, Yu Ze is holding a fierce ghost and looking at him with a half-smile: "Boyfriend?"
Lu Hechuan: Husband! It's my husband!
Pre-receipt of the copy of "The Salted Fish Boss Doesn't Want to Be Saved":
As the incarnation of the will of a planet, Xuan Ye felt that he was really bored after spinning around in the universe for tens of thousands of years. He didn't want to do anything but wanted the world to be destroyed early and he could retire.
However, there are always all kinds of strange people who insist on saving the world, including time-traveling warriors, reborn heroes, infinite players, high-dimensional creatures that travel through books...
He obviously just wants to lie down and be a salted fish, but these people always tell him enthusiastically: "Hold on! You can do it!"
Please destroy it, I'm tired, this world really doesn't want to be saved_(:з∠)_
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Lu Feichi accidentally got a diary from 2022. The diary was written by him a year later, and it recorded his happy life with the big star.
Lu Feichi blushed and shared with his roommate: "I'll tell you two secrets."
Roommate: "Oh, do you still have a secret?"
Lu Feichi: "First, Sheng Han will become a top player in one year!"
Roommate: "Sheng Han? That 18th-line guy who is covered in black stuff and has nothing but his face? If he becomes a top-notch guy, I will live stream him, thank you."
Lu Feichi: "... You will regret it."
Roommate: "Here's the second secret."
Lu Feichi praised him: "He will be my future husband."
Roommate: "..."
A year later, Sheng Han attended a grand commercial event. The moment he got out of the car, the flashlights were as bright as daylight. Tens of thousands of fans came for him, shouting his name. He raised his head and revealed the face that was known as "kissed by God". At that moment, the film was murdered.
The host asked him about his emotional trends.
Sheng Han pretended to show off the platinum ring on her ring finger unintentionally, and said reservedly: "I just proposed and he said yes."
When Sheng Han was thirty-five years old, he was already a double actor with both fame and fortune. When he participated in the interview, the host gossiped about his love life.
"I heard that you got married after a month of dating."
"Yes."
"Who proposed marriage?"
"It's me."
"If I remember correctly, you had just become famous at that time and your career was not yet stable. The decision to get married must have taken a lot of courage."
"No, there are indeed many unknowns about career, but about relationships, I am very sure that even when I am eighty years old, I will still love him as much as I do now."
CP attributes: Beautiful, strong, miserable, and aggressive x Optimistic and enthusiastic little sunshine, same-sex marriageable, imaginary background, no prototype, HE cookie
Purpose: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility
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