The solitary photographer who is a great internet writer VS the online co-worker who can make beautiful pastries
9.10 Update
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6.10 New copywriting, this copywriting has been a lot of work. Ha ha.
Every time the great online voice actor Feng Bandi sings a falsetto, he always attracts screams and worship from fans and even fans.
Fan A: "Any rough guy who thinks I'm straight will become a crook after hearing this, let alone the gay sissies among other gays."
Fan B: "There are only three genders in this world, male, female, and sex. I am very serious and I am definitely not joking."
Fan Girl A: "Since Feng Bandit's return, he has opened the door to a new world for me, forcing me to let my boyfriend practice false voice!"
Fan Girl B: "I would like to know if Feng Bandit prefers boys or girls? There has been no scandal about him for so many years. Baby has a curious face."
In a certain interview, the host also gossiped about these issues.
Host: "It's windy, why are you practicing false voice?"
Feng Bandit: "For one person."
Host: "Uh, could you please make it more clear?"
Feng Bandit: "The first time I sang falsetto was because she annoyed me. When I sang falsetto, she said that my mother somehow forgave me."
Host: "... Very strange person. What about the second time?"
Feng Bandit: "The second time I taught her dubbing, using a false voice, and she laughed shamelessly after listening to it."
Host [Qiuzhilian. Jpg]: "What then?"
Feng Bandit: "Then? Then I hit her directly. I stole her first kiss."
Host [shocked face. Jpg]: "Feng Da Da, you are so rude. Can I ask who this person is?"
Feng Bandit smiled and said, "I promised someone not to tell me. She is shy."
#In fact, I don't need to guess, I also know that this person is the white-skinned, beautiful, brainy and capable Internet writer Da Zitu Zhida#
#Just want to ask what strange reaction you would have if your boyfriend suddenly spoke to you in a false voice while kissing#
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Old copy:
Chu Chen: "When I was working on the BBC field documentary, whether it was a polar bear, a sloth or an albatross, all of them asked for a mate when they reached a certain age. The polar bear was quite ferocious when it came to courting a mate. It had to defeat its competitors for nearly a month to get the right to mate. The sloth was fine. At most, it was the wrong partner. It would be nice to get back to the right path once more. The albatrosses are very long-lived creatures. Once they find a mate, they can stay together for 50 years and make your face bloody every minute."
Xu Xu: "So?"
Chu Chen: "So? That's why I want to be an albatross. I will stay with you for 50 years and torture others until their faces are bloody."
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The writing is still crappy, but the inspiration comes from a series of BBC documentaries narrated by Sir David Attenborough, including "Pulse of the Earth" and "Frozen Planet". I am really fascinated by his voice.
·Sweep the mines:
1. Wenwen is slow to heat up, very slow to heat up, please be patient~
2. It must be 1vs1, Shuangjie~
3. Online matching is consistent throughout, but in the early stage, it is an easy route to fall in love, and in the later stage, it turns to marriage~
4. No abuse, please rest assured.
[The article has finally reached 30,000 words and is ready for competition! !
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Reasons for participation: The heroine is a gold medal author on the Jinjiang Literature Network. She has sold the copyrights of the novels she wrote, including the copyrights of audio novels, and she met the male protagonist from then on.
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