The author's copywriting is useless and shameless.
Twins occasion one:
"Dad, tell us the story of our savior today!"
"Yeah, okay, a long time ago, there was a boy who survived, he was blabla... In the end, he forced himself on the prince, and they had two cute little babies. But he was worried that the babies would be snatched away, so he ran away secretly... Oops, he fell asleep."
Twins occasion two:
"Dad, look, the milk powder is dusting in the sky!" Amred chuckled.
"Dad, the diaper has been turned into a dog again!" Obisidian said with a sniffle.
"Dad..."
"Merlin!" The hero of the magical world collapsed.
SH occasion one:
"How dare you run away right after you get there?"
"Obviously you were the one who had sex with me in the first place!"
"How dare you bear me two children and not see me for eleven years!"
"You're not looking for me!"
"Let's talk in bed."
SH occasion two:
"Professor Potter, please accept the chocolate!" The witch stuffed the chocolate and ran away without giving her a chance to refuse.
"Professor Potter, I like you! Please date me!" The wizard loudly confessed his love in the corridor.
"50 Points from Slytherin!" A voice of gnashing teeth came from behind. The Slytherin boy froze and ran away.
"How come Professor Snape deducts points so casually?"
"The reason for seducing the principal's wife to cheat on her!"
Demining:
1. There is a childbirth plot, CP Siha
2. OOC possible
3. Slow heat, extremely slow heat, very slow heat, say important things three times