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"Want to travel through time? I can realize your dream, but you have to write a time travel report to me when you come back."
I actually had such a dream. Did I go crazy while reading a time-travel novel? I raised my head from the keyboard, rubbed my eyes, looked at the strange man behind the computer, and then looked at my bedroom---"It seems like I'm still dreaming..."
"Listen, my company is still in the experimental stage, so you all go to time travel for me. Submit the report when you come back." The old and disrespectful voice in the dream sounded in my ears again.
"You heard that voice too, right? What's going on? Where is this place? Have I really traveled through time?" Came a deep male voice.
Isn't this a dream?!
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So I started my mundane time-travel career.
The story begins here...