So I am a jade pendant?
One day in 2016,
I died inexplicably,
The king of hell told me,
Actually I am a jade pendant?_?
And he still has a master! ! ! ! ! Of! ! ! ! !
Peat, are you kidding me? We must fight for freedom╭(╯^╰)╮,
Master, everything is negative, so fuck it, okay?
A certain owner smiled sinisterly: Haha! ! !
(The background of zombies cultivating immortals, an old joke, and the recent literary shortage, come and enjoy it by yourself, feel free to read it)