Don't say anything else about the author's peeing, the copy is here:
Tushan Changshang was originally the owner of Yaoxinzhai. She loved making sweets, especially colorful sticks, but one day...
Tushan Yaya (loli version): From now on, just make sweets for me, okay?
Tushan Yaya (Queen's version): Eat candy, haha, I might as well eat you
Tu Shan Shang Shang (Dead Fish Eyes): Have you asked me?
I feel sorry for Yaya who doesn't have a CP, help her find one(๑>