Scene one
"Master, don't worry, I will definitely find you a wife."
"As a teacher, I believe you can do it."
"Master, don't worry, I will definitely realize your idea of hugging the lap of a wealthy woman."
"Oh? Hug your thighs? My dear, tell me who told me that I have this ideal. Tell me and I will spare your life."
Scene 2
"Master, I've seen it all, you are actually gay, right?"
"Where did you get the conclusion that I'm gay?"
"It's okay, master. As a senior fujoshi, I won't dislike you."
Scene three
This should be after the two people really met, in a dark and windy month when it was most easy to do bad things, a man said
"My dear, do you still think I'm gay now?"
This is what a senior fujoshi who wears the appearance of a cute girl has to say about the relationship between a senior fujoshi who wears a cold appearance but is actually extremely wretched.