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This article is also called "The Best Actor is a Meow" [Entertainment Circle]
The cat movie star who only loves to eat fish to make heaven and earth VS the pet shop owner who is extremely powerful
PS: The heroine is also a food anchor~
Copywriting:
The actor was originally a cat.
Arrogance, indifference, and coquettishness are synonymous with him.
What he dislikes the most is videos about "sucking cats" and "raising cats in the cloud" on the Internet. He thinks they are a sign of the cat race's self-destruction.
One day, the owner of a well-known and popular pet shop posted a video called "Twelve Styles of Cat Cating", such as "little man running", "kneading dough"...
Seeing the cat being kneaded makes me feel very happy.
His assistant also saw it, with a longing look on his face: "Ah, I wish I could be rubbed like this."
The actor looked at him with a disdainful tone: "Go ahead!"
The assistant trembled at the sight of him and did not dare to speak.
At night, under a dark moon with high winds and thunderstorms, a stray cat that had been soaked appeared outside the pet shop.
The owner of the shop took pity on it, took it back, wiped its body and dried its hair, and massaged it with the "Twelve Cat Lugging Styles".
The movie king was lying in someone's arms, squinting his eyes comfortably, and instantly felt that his cat was perfect!
[My mouth says no, but my body is very honest.
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Quickly wear: "My ex-boyfriend was teased to death by me again" [Daily update]
-Copywriting-
Ye Chun has an alien ex-boyfriend.
The ex-boyfriend's home planet has a clear rule that he is not allowed to fall in love with people on Earth.
So, they broke up.
However, he was still punished by his home planet, his soul was shattered, and the fragments were scattered throughout the universe and space.
In order to resurrect him, she had to collect the fragments of his soul that fell across time and space.
And her mission in each world is: all kinds of flirting.
Flirting with her ex-boyfriends who transformed into various characters and making them fall in love with her without exception www.
But, why did she tease him to death every time orzzz.
Ye Chun: System, it's all your fault. Every time the characters given to me are so perverted!
Comes with a specific guide to the world:
(Ps: One world is a real historical figure, the next world is fictional.)
The First World: The Special Colors of the Phoenix Emperor - Strategies for Murong Chong
The daughter of an enemy who traveled through time and became the target of a raid, isn't this really asking for a beating? !
The Second World: Strategy for the Yandere Prince
The twin sisters who traveled through time and became the target of the strategy, what is this plot going to do? !
The third world: strategy for Han Zigao
My immediate boss, who traveled through time and became the target of a raid, wants me to dress up as a boss? !
The Fourth World: Strategy for the Chief Assistant of the Crazy Man
The widowed sister-in-law who traveled through time and became the target of a raid is going to stage a forbidden love? !
The Fifth World: Strategy for Okita Souji
The sword in her hand that traveled through time became the target of the attack. Does this mean she is going to keep stabbing people? !
The Sixth World: Attacking the Transvestite Boy
The child bride who traveled through time and became the target of a strategy is asking her to learn embroidery from him? !
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(To be continued)
Ancient-style joyful detective: "My factory flowers can solve the case" [Daily update]
The talkative emperor VS the dog-legged pseudo-eunuch
Message board
·Try to write ancient detective stories
·The writing style should be more casual
·First hair of the year, good luck
Copywriting one:
A certain pseudo-eunuch had been in the palace for half a year and was thriving with the emperor. Suddenly one day, due to an accident, she and the emperor exchanged souls.
A certain pseudo-eunuch: It's over, it's over, I really can't hide my identity from QAQ this time.
A certain emperor touched certain places: Damn, it turns out that having no descendants is just like being a woman, with breasts!
Copywriting two:
Ever since I exchanged souls with the pseudo-eunuch Yu Shisan, murders have continued to occur in and outside the palace.
Either my concubine suddenly jumped into the lake and died and cuckolded me, or there was a floating corpse in the Regent's palace, with only the head but no body... Or maybe when I was visiting the temple fair, I encountered the living dead, and he had been dead for seventy-seven and forty-nine days...
Anyone less courageous will be scared to death.
It happened that a certain pseudo-eunuch who had taken over my dragon body had a great time doing autopsies and investigating cases, which caused my dragon body to always have a strange smell.
A certain pseudo-eunuch raised his eyebrows: Your Majesty, do you have any objections to me?
I am silent and can only answer: You will always be my favorite, I can do whatever I want, no objection.
[Two chronological texts received in advance]
·I read Feng Shui in my 60s [Through the Book]
·Fortune-telling manual of the 1970s [from ancient times to the present]
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