Question 1
What should you do if your boyfriend suddenly appears in front of you?
Permission: "Put it down!"
Zhong Yuan: "Overwhelming!"
Qiao Yun: "Detour!"
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Question 2
What should you do if your boyfriend hits the ball with a ball?
Permission: "I want a kiss!"
Zhong Yuan: "I want a hug!"
Qiao Yun: "Pretend to be dead!"
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Question 3
What if the male idol has no money to eat?
Permission: "Let's eat together!"
Zhong Yuan: "Eat with him!"
Qiao Yun: "Lend him money!"
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Lu Jingyao: "Qiao Yun."
Qiao Yun: "What?"
Lu Jingyao: "You are so stupid."
Qiao Yun: (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
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This article is about Tanedakou literature on campus, also known as "How to Unintentionally Swoon a Male God"
The male protagonist is a schoolboy, and the female protagonist is a pseudo-academic master. Our goal is——
Eat dog food together! ! ! ! !
Crunchy crunchy~ crunchy crunchy~