The Demon Lord is interested in a little mortal girl? I've gone dark.
The prince glanced at the concubine whose engagement was annulled? Princess, I have turned black.
The waiter stopped accepting customers because of a woman dressed as a man? Madam, I have turned black.
The general let the female assassin of the enemy country go? Horse (?) I turned black.
The governor saved the little palace maid's life? Queen, I turned black.
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I am enjoying my darkening every day, but I am also very positive and happy today.