The actor is straighter than the flagpole in front of Tiananmen Square, but the 18th-tier actor is curvy
Young actor: Aren't you straight? Why do you keep teasing me?
Movie King: (Speechless) Who flirted with you? I call you a gentleman.
Young actor: (Aggrieved) Aren't you straight? Why are you having sex with me?
Movie King: It's all because of you that I turned into a tape measure
Young actor: What does it mean?
Movie King: I bend only for you