There is such a pair of men and women, she is timid, rotten, and a bit neurotic; he is narcissistic, picky, and a bit of a loser; there is also an idiom that says birds of a feather flock together.
One morning, Su Yang suddenly remembered that a certain man once gave her a wink at the editor's press conference. She was so excited in the audience that she begged him to do another one.
A certain man made a gesture and winked at her.
Su Yang silently handed over a tissue: "... Wipe the shit out of your eyes."
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One night, Su Yang was working at home. A certain man took a bath. The pup seemed to be glued to her, biting her ear and exhaling hot air.
Su Yang slapped him in the face: "Fuck you! You must be itchy again!"
A certain man is flirtatious and flirtatious: "It's not itchy, it just hurts~~~"
Su Yang gritted his teeth: "... How can you be so slutty?"
A certain man looked innocent: "I don't want to either, my second brother wants to, I was forced~~~"
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One morning, Su Yang was in labor and was in constant labor pains, so she hurriedly woke up a sleeping man.
"Husband... I'm about to give birth... Go to the hospital quickly..."
A certain man got up immediately and ran out.
Five minutes later, Su Yang broke out in a cold sweat, only to find that a certain man was blow-drying his freshly washed hair, then getting a haircut and applying hair wax...
Ten minutes later, a certain man finished packing and hurried over, "Honey, my husband will take you to the hospital now!"
Su Yang couldn't bear it anymore: "... Divorce!"
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Su Yang felt that Shi Yanjie might be a legend in the eyes of others, but in her eyes, he was just a bad guy. However, life does not last long, because of him, there are stories.
PS: This is a story about an unsuccessful secret love and meeting true love around the corner.
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