If you are not funny, you will not be young, if you are not crazy, you will be a teenager.
This is just a funny story about a lazy girl in her most beautiful time
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Small theater:
Before the college entrance examination, a certain girl asked her father: Dad, what kind of job do you think I should do in the future?
A certain father: It's too early to consider it now
A certain girl: No, no, I am planning ahead.
A certain father: That's right. Is there anything you want to do?
A certain girl: No
A certain father: No! ? So what kind of job do you want to find?
A certain girl: Well, I don't have high requirements, as long as it's a job that's less competitive, makes more money, and has less working hours.
A father is thoughtful: There is a job that meets your conditions
A certain girl's eyes were shining with expectation.
A certain father: Go collect the garbage.
A certain girl: Huh?
A certain father: Isn't that what you said? The competition is low, and generally no one wants to do this job. There is a lot of money to be made and things are rare and expensive. No one wants to do it, so the salary is naturally not low. Working hours are short. I work at most once in the morning and once in the evening. It fully meets your requirements, doesn't it?
A certain girl looked angry: Are you my biological father?
A certain father: No, I picked you up from the trash.
A certain girl(#?Д?)