"Teacher"
"..."
"Wife"
"I told you not to call me wife."
"Why, I've done what I should do and what I shouldn't do. I'm going to call you my wife! Teacher Xiaopai dares to do it but doesn't dare to do it (⊙o⊙)"
"You, hum, it said in the study that you would sleep with it today."
"/(ㄒOㄒ)/~~"