The host kept twitching: System, no, dad, can you log out and log in? I can't play this game anymore! !
The system burst into tears: But... Grandpa host, I have a virus... Hiccups! Bite! Host Ni Howl, I am the 3.0 Version of Kerai 222. The progress of this world has been completed and I am about to enter the next world...
Spoof Little Theater:
Light, music——
A handsome guy with a smile [black question mark? ? ? Slowly walked out of the elevator.
Host: Welcome to the large-scale life service program "It's Sincerity" broadcast by the online novel leader Jin
[Background music——The male guest walked out of the slowly descending elevator——]
The whole place was quiet.
Host: ...[E, EXC? Is this Mr. Nan from last night's rehearsal? Have you stayed up all night? ?
The male guest Youyou cast his gaze somewhere, then turned back and smiled: Can we start?
Moderator: ...
Male guest: Host?
Host: ... Ah, ah? Oh oh oh, please choose your favorite girl [Ah ah ah, after living for so many years, I was actually confused by a man's smile!
The male guest pressed the number without looking.
The supporter looked at the screen, paused, and raised a professional smile: Are your hands shaking? Because it was my first time to come to the show, I couldn't help but feel happy when I saw the girls who were excited. We only have twelve female guests here. [So, what the hell is No. 13?
The male guest smiled and said lightly: It's him.
The host smiled professionally and stiffly: Ah, ah?
The male guest looked at his watch and said casually: I don't have enough time, so I will take the person away first.
The host's professional smile·Broken: Ah, Watt?
Then, in full view of everyone, the male guest took a long step forward and walked to the side of the red-faced female guest No. 12...
An assistant was getting ready to watch a good show, when suddenly his vision went dark, and then, the world started to spin——
Assistant B. Really rotten girl: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Take out the guy—take a picture!
A certain assistant was really shocked: Who are you? [The first time I got fucked by a guy when I was older, ah, I hugged him! It's still a shoulder-resistant style!
The male guest smiled, a little coldly: Didn't I say that? Your favorite boy.
A certain assistant was really confused: ... Huh? Σ(￣д￣；), What the hell? ?
At this time, a big black crack was removed out of thin air, and the male guests came empty-handed and left satisfied...
Everyone:...
Host [claps like a child]: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Mom, look, Dayu didn't want Daji, Adam was the man who abducted Lilith across the ages!
Outside the show, the sounds of ambulances and police cars gradually approached...
Note:
1. This is a TV series with a shady technical male attacker and pseudo-acting skills that have to be said... Game drama, main character, 1v1
2. The author is so dark and yandere. This is my first attempt and there are some shortcomings. Please point them out! The grass is green, don't step too hard. .
3. Updates are irregular, but I will not give up in my lifetime. I like sudden overhauls. Yes, provided that I have not written 10,000 words=. =,
4. This is actually a sweet story about finding hidden characters and inner emotions.
————Boundaries chewed out————
DW: 1v1, easy to imagine [maybe a little dark d=====(￣▽￣*)b], please believe that as a science student, the author pursues rigorous logical thinking! It's fun without cruelty, relaxed and happy without being a noob. As for whether some [beep——] plots are exciting or not, it depends on the viewer's imagination. Want brain power? Looking for a golden partner, Panpan French bread, soft and delicious... Ah!
The doctor pressed him down and smiled evilly: "Okay, you've bitten through the hospital's iron fence, and one course of treatment a week hasn't made you calm down. It seems like we're going to take unconventional measures against you!"
The ambulance left...
So...
Due to various reasons, the author can't post p(#￣▽￣#)o every day. The main thing is to write about happiness. If you like it and are willing to wait, please save it~ I also hope you can leave a message~