Gu Yao is a mysterious being. She is very promiscuous, talks about cheating, has excellent skills in committing suicide, and has been a professional for thirty years. The only golden finger is a perfect watch that can travel through time and space. Not only is it as arrogant as a little princess, it needs all kinds of weird things to replenish energy before it can go to the next world when it travels through a world. It also likes to have sex with her.
The only high-end equipment she has is a portable solar speaker used to produce background music. She has become a spirit inexplicably. She has a mysterious song selection aesthetic and is determined to dump all kinds of strange blame on her...
Gu Yao: Actually, I didn't bomb the earth, and XXX has nothing to do with me. You can't just blame me just because your father is handsome.
Queen Alice: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Little Spider: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
American Sweetheart (crossed out) Captain: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Jack Sparrow: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Captain Jim: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Swordsman: That's your pot (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Gandalf: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
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Blame-bearer Tony Stark: That's your fault (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻
Gu Yao: Tsk
PS: The author Sang is a little public servant, please update to see how enthusiastic the little angel is.