I am a cabbage spirit who has lived by Daming Lake for hundreds of years. You may ask, how can cabbage grow on the banks of Daming Lake? This is contrary to common sense! Haha, even cabbage can turn into sperm, why do you care whether it is reasonable or not? Compared with the big monsters and little monsters around me, I do not miss my true career. I don't like to practice martial arts in my life. I prefer to inquire about romantic affairs, talented people and beautiful women, and my life goes by like this day by day, year by year. One day, I had a sudden impulse. Not content with being a listener for hundreds of years, I also wanted to be a storyteller. Lao Baicai has plenty of time, so I will write slowly and you will read slowly...