Take Advantage of the Wind to Ride on the Idle Clouds

I wish to be a frivolous son of Chang'an and be born in the time of Kaiyuan Tianbao. A fighting cock and a lackey live their lives, unaware of the rise and fall of heaven and earth. ——Zhan Heyun spent his whole life dreaming about being idle, sitting around, eating, and waiting to die, but he ended up being busy all his life. He casually patted Tang Qingfu on the shoulder, "Let me tell you a story," he thought for a moment, then smiled again, "There was a monster who went down the mountain to eat people. When he came back, the little monster in his village asked him, are people delicious?" ——[It doesn't taste good, man, it's too bitter.