I heard that General Pei, the God of War, was frightened by everyone in the court. He was a strict henpecker. You could act bad and fart and burp at General Pei, but General Pei would basically be too lazy to talk to you. But if you offend Mrs. Pei, Dou Mingzhu, then you are finished, and I, the King of Heaven, can't save you - ask for your blessings.
Maid A: "General, my master has fallen into the water. Please save my master, General!"
General Pei: "Wang Laohu, go and save him."
Maid 2: "General, only my wife was here just now, how could my master fall into the water so well?"
General Pei pondered: "Well... Who is your master?"
The maids:...
Dou Mingzhu came over holding a handful of melon seeds and eating them, and said, "Look, the girl sent by the Rong family wants to blackmail me. She wants to slander me and push her into the water. What should I do?"
General Pei: "Wang Laohu, you can throw her into the water again. Madam, you see, I was the one who threw her into the water!"
Maid A fell to her knees: "General, don't do it! It's the maids who can't speak. The maids didn't say that it was the madam who harmed our master! General, it's clear!"
General Pei: "My wife said you were going to unjustly accuse her of pushing someone into the water."
All the maids:?
General Pei frowned: "Then you have wronged her! She should be killed! King Tiger! Throw them all into the water!"
The maids and the woman who fell into the water:...