There once was an editor who procrastinated, and then he starved to death.
The starving procrastinating editor was reborn as a young man, and his procrastination began to show signs of his junior year.
Then he determined to be a non-procrastinating writer in order to comfort the dead editor's soul.
... Later, he became a procrastinating author.
CP Chu Wei, chairman of Jiji Literature City.
The cold-faced chairman complains about x-simple, stupid procrastination writer