"Zhao Yanyan, were you attracted by my drumming style and came to woo me?"
"The local girl from the village wearing braids and a big flowered coat?"
"Is that because I amazed you with my fluent Spanish?"
"When you were a freshman in high school, you couldn't even pronounce a few pinyins."
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"Maybe it was the expression on your face when you chewed my chess piece in kindergarten that knocked off your front teeth that attracted me. And I have to be responsible for your front teeth, right?"