When she returned home, as soon as she saw him, she held him in her arms and asked with tears streaming down her face: "I may ask you to borrow a lot of money in the future, will you lend it to me?" He: "..." When proposing, he said: "Since you are not planning to find someone to marry in the future, let's find a good weather to get the certificate." She: "..." One morning after the marriage, she woke up and got down. Someone looked at him and said, "Didn't you say you were frigid?" He said, "I was joking, but you took it seriously, aren't you stupid?" She: "..." Recalling her youth, she said, "By the way, why didn't you like me back then?" He squinted, "I lived so uninhibitedly at that time, why do I like you, an inconspicuous little thatch?" She: "..."