Hype the small theater before the case:
Author Xi: (Clears throat and shouts) Dear readers, don't miss it if you pass by. The heroine is on sale for ten taels of silver each! With ten taels of silver, you can't buy it and suffer a loss, and you can't buy it and be fooled. For only ten taels of money, the Almighty Heroine can take it home! Mom and dad during the day, bang bang bang at night.
The so-called "universal" heroine: Black-hearted stepmother, no matter how much you dislike me, you should consider the feelings of the hero! Do you have the heart to let him die alone? /Hold your heart like porcelain
The male protagonist passing by was silent for a long time: I have three, four or five male partners who can hunt birds and admire chrysanthemums. /Satisfaction
The heroine was petrified and shattered on the spot.
People who eat melon 1: So cheap? Three no products, right? /One sweet potato peel and shell
Author Xi: (After sweeping away the dustpan, the heroine has a flattering look on her face) Hahaha, the guest officer is holding back~ It is produced with 100% conscience! Baojun is satisfied~~~
People who eat melon 2: I heard that your heroine is uneducated, heartless, timid and afraid of getting into trouble, flatters everyone, regards wealth as her life, and never gets rid of a dime! Is this stuff worth ten taels?
Author Xi: (laughs three times) This guest officer is really knowledgeable! Give you 10086 likes! Yes, these are all the advantages of this heroine! /Incomparable roaring
Now~~ A woman without talent is not arrogant, but gentleness and modesty are the best. Heartless and less troubled, a sweet date will overwhelm you. If you are timid and fearful of things, don't get into trouble, and do your duty to keep the bed warm. He is eloquent and popular, and his backers bring him wealth and prosperity. The most important thing is to keep money and prosper! /Cover face shyly
People who eat melons are overjoyed: I like this kind of heroine, give me a dozen and pack them away!
---------------------------------------------I am Mengmeng's copywriting dividing line, rolling on the spot and asking for collection! Da Da said that the performance was not up to standard and sold me at a low price! ! The Lun family doesn't want to be on the same level as the stupid heroine~~/horrified
The copywriting of Zhenger Ba Jing:
Zi Feiyu, who was kicked out of the house by the prime minister's father, has been living a carefree life as a gangster, adhering to the Zi family's golden motto: It is cheaper to take advantage of others than to be taken advantage of! If you take a share of me, you will have to repay it in your lifetime! The past ten years have been quite peaceful. Unexpectedly, I happened to miss the almanac when I went out that day, and bumped into him and him. I thought that the man who came to my door was flirty, and that I could make a delicious "side dish" to lead a shameless sexual life. However, it turns out that flirting with a guy is risky, so you need to be careful when doing it.
Please, she has given away her country and the country, what else does she want?
It's rare to be generous, so you should be weak! It's so deceiving! It is unbearable! He tried his best to gather momentum, "Explode the little universe!" He leaned forward, put his hands on the ground, raised his buttocks, silently recited 123 in his heart, pushed the ground with his hands, and ran away...
Do you think this is the inspirational life journey of a loser girl who reverses herself and attacks Bai Fumei? Ahem, maybe, that's it... (I think I must have written a fake copy/cover my face)