The protagonist is a traffic idol. Because of his cute and versatile CP face, he was matched with hundreds of CPs. He was ranked among the top ten CPs five times in a row. The rankings owed him an annual model worker award.
Until one day, the protagonist unexpectedly discovers a super-talking CP of a very popular and capable actor. However, the CP is weak and has very few fans. In order to support this pair of weak, helpless CPs, the protagonist approaches the actor cautiously, and secretly highlights his boyfriend power in front of the actor...
At the same time, the naturally curvy actor felt that the protagonist had been deliberately getting close to him. After some inner struggle, he finally lost to the charm of the protagonist and unilaterally announced that he was in love with the protagonist...
#Some people support cp cautiously, but they don't know that they are already an old married couple in the eyes of another rightful owner. #
Attributes: Gong is a narcissistic and mentally retarded love brain X Shou is a confused little cutie
The whole text is nonsense, sweetness index ★★★★★
★Continuation: "My Monster Neighbors and Me"
★Please collect~
★Copywriting: The protagonist is a human being, but accidentally falls into a society of monsters to survive. After witnessing that his neighbors are black bear spirits, leopard spirits, centipede spirits and other villains from mythological stories... The protagonist is often incompatible with his neighbors because he is too normal, so he trembles every day to pretend that he is also a monster.
In the world of monsters, pregnant women temporarily lose their magic power during pregnancy, so the protagonist picks up a stone egg and puts it in her arms to pretend to be a pregnant woman.
The protagonist is unable to hunt, so he has to apply for a subsidy for needy households from the community. The reason is that his spouse abandoned his wife and children, and it is not easy for a single mother.
The protagonist did not dare to drink blood or eat meat when having dinner with his neighbors, so he pretended to have severe morning sickness, had a unique taste, and only liked cooked meat.
The protagonist has been pregnant for a year and there is no sign of pregnancy, so she claims that Shitou Jing will be pregnant for hundreds of years before she reaches her due date.
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Neighbors lament the protagonist Zegang's rough experience as a mother every day.
Later, the stone egg in the protagonist's arms actually hatched into a small black snake. The protagonist burst into tears and explained to his neighbor: In fact, I was forced to be humiliated by the big demon. I didn't know who the child's father was, and I didn't even know that my poor child was actually a little bastard.
Later, the neighbor discovered that the little bastard from the poor family next door had transformed into a purebred black dragon.
Neighbors are shocked! But due to the crushing power of the black dragon, the neighbors are helpless and can only shed tears for the protagonist's sad demon (life).
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