Slender Moonlight

What a sin~~ In these days, if you save someone, you have to be hit by a car. Fortunately, I am an orphan who has no one to care for and no one loves~~~Eh? Why do the ghosts of Impermanence almost cry when they see me? What? One sneeze seduced my soul? ! Give me a beating first---Wait a minute, what did you call me? Fairy? Are you kidding me? I am actually the reincarnation of Fairy Xixu? Well, in order to compensate me, let me be reincarnated in a place called the Immortal Couple Country? Does that count as time travel? Okay, I want an MP5, a mobile phone, a digital camera, and a desktop and laptop computer----Oh, by the way, the computer is connected to the Internet and can install games and cartoons-------oh, and there are enough sanitary napkins~~~ This is my first time posting, so my writing style may not be very good. I hope you readers can give me some face. I have to throw rotten eggs at 8~ Just give me a basket of tea eggs~