Absolutely Retarded Option

Absolute option, details are as follows: ... At this time, Feitan, the dwarf with great fighting potential, finally couldn't help but jump out, "Just let me deal with you." It's over. I seemed to hear the system's weird laugh. Sure enough, the moment the dwarf jumped out, a familiar sound sounded in my head again. [Choose: ①[This is the first time I have seen such a short person. By the way, are you really an adult? (Said in a mom-san tone)]②[Don't say 165, you don't even have 155, right? (Said in the tone of a bad girl)]③[When you rob in the future, don't use it all to buy toys, at least leave some money to buy milk. (Said in the tone of a neighbor's gentle elder sister)]] This, this is basically ready and waiting for me! This option seems to have three choices, but in fact there is only one choice. Aren't they all mocking Feitan's height? Is there nothing else to laugh at about him besides his height? For example, it's okay if he looks like a girl. You can also say that he looks as cute as my younger brother who is in elementary school. Why would such a cute kid become a thief? I really don't want to choose this option, but if I don't choose it, the system will give me a terrible punishment. But if I choose, Feitan will probably fight me to death. Of course, compared to the consequences of my refusing to choose, it would be more cost-effective to offend Feitan. This is like choosing the lighter one between dying on your knees or dying on your knees. Although the results of the three options are the same, you can still find the differences if you distinguish them carefully. The first and third options are both rather shabby. Mama-san's tone and the gentle neighbor sister's tone are not consistent with my current identity and strength, so there is only the second option. The options in brackets are said in the tone of a delinquent girl. However, there are many types of delinquent girls, such as gangster type, high-energy type, and sunny type. I chose to say to Feitan in the tone of a very stylish bad girl: "Don't say 165, you are not even 155, right?" And compared my height with his. Feitan's face turned green. I suddenly remembered that the system did not allow me to compare the height difference between myself and Feitan. Why should I bother with this? This year, I have fantasized countless times about how to deal with the absolute options that arise after meeting the people of the Phantom Troupe. I overthink it and subconsciously do the above actions. "I must kill you!" Feitan said this through gritted teeth, and then he opened a small umbrella specially designed for children and rushed towards me. [Reading Notes] This 2015 article is the author's first novel, written in first person, with a lock chapter, and the protagonist is a playboy. The golden fingers are extremely thick and thick, and there are many of them. I want to give all the good things to the heroine. [If you can't accept it, don't read it.] CP Akashi (but divorced but the author didn't write it) Gu Zaowen not only contains Japanese comics but also Journey to the West Radio type (Turns out I am a radio type!) I have a desire to revise articles and write extras [but it's too long and only exists in my mind. Intention: Invincible, I have golden fingers all over my body