I really can't write copy…
To put it simply, this is a story about a killer and a boss. The killer was sent to assassinate the boss, but ended up falling in love with him. Sounds cheesy, right? I also think it's very vulgar… People say I can't write copy anymore. Below are a few light-hearted clips, but please don't get me wrong, this is a serious drama, and it may be a little bit sadistic.
Fragment 1 (little joy):
One day, a boss surnamed He planned to recruit a young killer to be his personal bodyguard, but due to routine procedures, he still had to inform the poker-faced assistant.
He Xu: Go make arrangements and transfer Ren Zhan to be my personal bodyguard.
Anle (poker face): Are you sure? He's probably here to kill you.
He Xu: Haven't you heard a sentence? Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies close.
Anle (poker face): Just because of this?
He Xu: Of course. Otherwise, are there other reasons?
Anle (poker face): He is handsome.
He Xu: Do I look like the kind of person who is obsessed with sex?
Anle (poker face): You are.
He Xu:......
Fragment 2 (very pornographic and violent):
He Xu: Little killer, come here.
Zhan:…
He Xu: Open your mouth and eat.
Zhan: Too... Too big.
He Xu: Of course it's big. Can my things be smaller? Stop talking nonsense and eat quickly!
Zhan: But... It can't fit.
He Xu: You can't bite it if it doesn't fit? Eating an egg is so boring.
Author: You are thinking wrong! Anyone who wants to be crooked should face the wall!
Okay, end of segment.
Oh, by the way, He Xu means attacking, fighting means receiving.
*After reading some people's suggestions, I feel that there are many things that need to be changed. Decided to overhaul! Temporary lock