Panda, giraffe, goat and cow celebrate birthdays
In a zoo, the keeper planned to celebrate the birthdays of the animals. That day was January 21, 1997, and the birthdays of pandas, giraffes, goats and cows that day were pandas, giraffes, goats and cows. The keeper called the four of them to the private room.
The keeper started to speak and said loudly: Those with horns stand on one side, and those without horns stand on the other side.
The panda had to stand alone, and the giraffe, goat, and cow stood on one side.
Then he said: Vegetarians, stand aside. All stand together.
Then he said: Those who can fight stand aside, and those who can't fight stand aside.
The panda had to stand alone, and the giraffe, goat, and cow stood on one side.
Then he said: Whoever blew the cowhide came to blow out the candles on the birthday cake, but only the cow came up and blew out the candles.
Said: Who can share the cake? No one can cut it. The result is that the bear came over and slapped it down, and everyone dispersed!
There was no cake to eat. Everyone spent their birthday in such a depressed mood.