My husband's surface label: Polite, gentle, and cold as a lab dog; he stays silent when conversations are not in line with his interests.
Actuality: "Hmph! You didn't reply to the baby's WeChat message for two hours! The baby is angry!" "Hmph, you think I'm old! You said I was young yesterday!" "I just want to see you, you are so good-looking!" "Oh... I think I like you too much. This is not good, and I will lose myself." "Kiss every day!" "You can't get up until you kiss!"... What should a straight girl do when she encounters such a boyfriend...