The Mayans once predicted that [the earth is not owned by humans, but humans belong to the earth]
The Mayans once predicted that the earth would be destroyed in the fifth solar era, and the time of destruction would be approximately December 22, 2012 AD.
So, a certain lecherous old man said to his apprentice: Come on, son, to save the earth.
The disciple said: Why don't you go by yourself?
The master smiled and said: As a master, I want to save the entire human society.
The apprentice said with disdain: Are you trying to save the entire female society?
The master smiled without saying a word and walked away. Before leaving, he slandered his apprentice with 10,000 yuan.
The apprentice only smiled warmly and said nothing, and murmured: That money is actually money. Also, you don't give me any clues, and I'm lazy, well, I won't go.
As soon as he finished speaking, a strong wind suddenly rose, and yellow sand filled the sky. When he opened his eyes again, the person was gone.
From then on, master and apprentice were separated by worlds apart, and it was several years before they met again...
Voice-over: Disciple: Yeah, I can finally stop seeing that dead old man... (Secretly happy)
Master: Yeah, I squandered that damn brat 10,000 yuan, now you can go and have fun... (Secretly happy)