Easy version:
A horny genius scientist was given amnesia by a piece of soap.
Gu Bai, who had been crushed by his IQ for a long time, finally turned around and started singing.
My husband has had an accident, so why should I go to work?
Go home and concentrate on writing a novel and spend time with your husband.
In the name of companionship, the practice of teasing
Literary version:
Even if I forget you, I will never forget to love you.
Teasing two or three things
Ying Kuan: "What should I wear that looks best?"
Gu Bai: "It looks best if you don't wear anything."
Ying Kuan: "..."
Ying Kuan: "Do I usually call you Bai?"
Gu Bai: "Well, that's what you call it in serious situations."
Ying Kuan: "What about informal occasions?"
Gu Bai: "Well, I think you should first find out what an inappropriate occasion is."
Ying Kuan: "In private?"
Gu Bai: "On the bed."
Ying Kuan: "..."